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Fredb

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'Impossibilities in our World'
« on: July 10, 2012, 10:03:28 AM »

'Impossibilities in our World'

1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out
 
Put your tongue back in fool.
 
10 Things I know about you...
 
1) You are reading this
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) You just attempted to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) You laugh at this because you are foolish, but everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

 

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A Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turned to her husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!



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Re: 'Impossibilities in our World'
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 01:04:24 PM »
Yeh, now I'm laughing.  :lol2:
Let me wake laughing from a nap in the afternoon under the aspens in the fall.

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Re: 'Impossibilities in our World'
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 05:18:50 PM »
LOL  :lol2:    :rotflmao:    :bowdown:
The creek is waiting...

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Re: 'Impossibilities in our World'
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 10:27:52 AM »
very very nice Fred  :lol2:

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Re: 'Impossibilities in our World'
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 10:58:29 AM »
DUDE! I stuck my tongue out!!!